Wednesday, April 11, 2012

How the "sexy man" keeps disposable razors sharp

Honestly there is nothing sexier then a pretty lady shaving my head with a sharp Schick razor. The problem with razors is their inability to stay sharp forever. I know nothing of this problem because i will always look sharp. But i digress, buying new razors takes money out of my lady romancing allowence, and most importantly it takes presious lady spending time away from me. This is not okay. I am a fixer of all things troublesome and i share with my friends. So i now give you the ways to keep your razors sexy and sharp. These simple tactics will help you Shave Time.

  1. Blow dry your razor after use. Water makes blades rust and dull.
  2. Dunk the razor into some rubbing alcohol after use. Bacteria also dulls blades
  3. Minerals in water build on blades and cause them to feel duller than they are. Apply a small amount of mineral oil to the blade after use. This will stop mineral build up. 
  4. If the blade already feels dull use the technique shown in this video to sharpen the blade.


      5.  From what I understand, you can use this same technique on your forearm instead of a pair of jeans and get the same effect.

Okay, now that we have this little problem under control, let's not let this happen again. We must focus, our lady friends are depending on us. But all joking aside, life is short, time and money are scarce, and women want all that spent on them, not Schick's wonderful razors. So until next Shaving Time with Schick stay smoooooth.

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